Archive for the ‘TV Shows’ Category

Family Guy: Peter Griffin poops his pants at joke punchline

Monday, July 19th, 2010

*** THE SOUND QUALITY ON THIS VIDEO IS POOR – YOU MAY NEED TO INCREASE YOUR VOLUME ***

I know that I really shouldn’t find this THAT funny, and that the recent videos on this site are definitely becoming more and more crude, but when I was sent this video it really made me chuckle. In this clip from Family Guy, Peter Griffin walks into the drunken clam to meet Joe and Quagmire. Quagmire has recently told a joke to his son, Chris, that got him suspended from school and rather than being annoyed, he admits he wants to hear the joke.

On hearing the joke punchline, Peter laughs so hard that he “poops his pants” and has to change them. On returning to the bar, Quagmire says the joke punchline again and Peter has the same “reflex reaction” which gives Joe and Quagmire an idea for some pranks.

Peter tries to avoid them because they’re quote, “ruining all his pants”, so they text him the joke while hiding outside his window to see the reaction. My favourite part is when they’re spying on him from Quagmire’s bedroom. As Peter gets into bed in his clean pyjamas, Joe gives Quagmire a nod, signalling him to go to sleep. In his dreams, Quagmire meets up with Freddy Krueger and is seen handing him the joke and paying him some money. The show returns to Peter’s room where he starts laughing in his sleep, which wakes lois. She is furious when she realises he has completely soiled the bed. Peter then says:

“If you poop in your dreams, you poop for real…”

Another high brow comedy sketch!!! :)



UFC stars in King of Queens episode

Monday, April 19th, 2010

Tonight I was eating my dinner quite late following a busy day, and I put on King of Queens on Comedy Central for something light. In this particular episode (called Fight Schlub [2006], Season 8, episode 22) the main character “Doug” (played by Kevin James) is having trouble with some priority one delivery men (Doug and his friends work for a rival company). They decide enough is enough, and that they are going to confront them in the bar to sort it out once and for all. They walk up to the table where the priority one drivers are drinking beer (this used to be their table), and start the ball rolling insisting that they move to another table. The priority one drivers ask “how that is going to happen”, and Doug clicks his fingers and three other drivers emerge from the bar to back them up. He looks back at the priority one drivers only to see that they have been replaced with a number of menacing looking drivers. I had to a double take, and almost inhaled some of my red thai curry, but the fighters were made up of younger looking versions of UFC fighters (from left to right) Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson, Randy Couture, Dan Henderson and Frank Trigg!

Not wanting to back down, Doug punches Dan Henderson (Hendo) in the face, only for him to smile and remove his false teeth! As they try to run away the UFC fighters, they grab hold of them and perform a number of ground and pound moves, ending with Doug being knocked out by Randy Couture with a head butt. The scene is hilarious, and you can hear Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson laughing in the background.

I had to check to see if this was on YouTube, and thankfully some kind soul has uploaded it for all to see… Enjoy!



Pingu Makes Pancakes

Monday, February 15th, 2010

Here’s one for the kids! Pingu, everyones favourite penguin learns to make pancakes.

We’re all big kids at shit clips and although we love to watch stupid videos with swearing and if possible a bit of humiliation we all love the cartoons. If we weren’t so hungover on a saturday morning we’d be up with the kids watching all the best cartoons!

Enjoy this wholesome side of shit clips staff and of course enjoy thoses pancakes tomorrow on pancake day!!



Could the real Jeremy Kyle Please Stand Up?

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Following on from our celebration of Jeremy Kyle today we have the dead ringers skit of the Jeremy Kyle show!

This is funny as it is a condensed version of everything Jeremy Kyle has said and done whilst on the show, he is amusing as he has a certain authoritive – I’m better than you – style of dealing with his guests!

In fairness a lot of his guests are questionable with their own attitude and are brought on purely to entertain with their horrific stories of sleeping with their half brother/sister, having a child and not knowing who the dad is, giving their children drugs… yeah you get the idea. We’re not talking about Mensa candidates! But Jeremy treats them with the disdain many people daren’t and such is the appeal of the show!

Let us know what you think of the clip and if you have any suggestions please let us know!



Jeremy Kyle Classic Clips

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Jeremy Kyle is trending on Twitter today so we thought we’d treat you all to a compilations of Jeremy Kyle classic moments!

Jeremy Kyle is a daytime talk show host in the UK, using similar strategy as Jerry Springer he invites Britains greatest chavs to help them with their problems. He is a dedicated public service offering free DNA tests so they know which of their men is the father of their child. Jeremy Kyle even does lie detector tests so you can see if your partner has been cheating on you.

Some argue Jeremy is a leader helping the great un washed, drug fuelled and incestruos British public get the much needed counciling in the form of sharing their experiences on national telivision.

Jeremy Kyle has a great way of empathising with these characters as he has experieced a lot of hardships in which he throws back in hos guests faces as they share. Jeremy Kyle is famous more for screaming at the guests in a high pitched voice while the audience respond with intellectual comments such as ‘you gotta respect yo self…!”

Enjoy…..



Limmy’s Paper Aeroplane sketch

Monday, January 18th, 2010

This is a new show called Limmy’s show, it is a new comedy sketch show from a scottish comedian and is shown on BBC 2 Scotland. This was recommended to us by Shirley from Glasgow.
This scene show Limmy, carefully making a paper aeroplane and aiming it at an innocent dog in a basket, well you’ll see what happens next :)

Its a shame this can’t be shown in the UK just yet as it really appeals to some of our team’s sense of humour we’ll just have to keep posting on here as more hilarious sketches are shown. Thanks Shirley for pointing this out!



Man drinks IPECAC for money

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

These kind of TV shows are designed to show just exactly what people will do for money. In fact, this very funny video clip ends with the line “everyone has their price” which in this guys opinion is quite low for what happens. A TV presenter approaches an unsuspecting victim in the street and asks him to drink IPECAC for $200 and puke on the sidewalk. For those that don’t know, IPECAC is a vomit inducing drink that is normally administered to patients that have consumed some sort of poision that they need to quickly get out of their system, and for this you would take about 1-2 teaspoons. The victim aka “Lance” is unsure, seemingly having never heard of IPECAC before (well who has!?) but when the presenter increases the amount to $500, Lance decides to glug an equal amount to about a third of coke bottle (probably around 200ml).

At first nothing happens, and it looks like Lance has a cast iron stomach – however, he then starts vomiting uncontrollably! The sidewalk is absolutely covered in vomit – it’s quite disgusting. Finally, once it all seems to be out of his system, the presenter then offers to raise the amount to $1,000 if he licks some of it up off the sidewalk… which… shamefully… he does! Everyone has their price!

To see more, you click the following link to see a funny Family Guy video with IPECAC and chowder!



Family guy – who wants chowder?

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

This is a really funny video taken from Family Guy season 4 episode 8 where Peter challenges Brian, Chris and Stewie to a vommiting contest where the last person not to vomit is the winner. In order to do this they first each drink a bottle of IPECAC – a vomit inducing drink used to treat victims of poisoning! Everyone feels fine for the first few moments until they all start vommiting uncontrollably, with Chris emerging victorious before vommiting himself!

Then funniest moments in my opinion are when Stewie is curled up in the fetal position, and when Brian asks Peter to hold back his ears while he vomits only for Peter to vomit on his own head. Disgusting, but very amusing! The scene ends when Lois enters the room asking “who wants chowder?” before they all vomit again.

To what really happens with IPECAC, try watching the video of our vomiting man who is challenged to drink IPECAC for $500!



Family guy – Peanut butter jelly time

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

I wasn’t sure if I should put this in the music video category, but I know that a full 3 minute music video has been made to honour this! Maybe we should add this on at somepoint? This is a clip from Family Guy Season 4 Episode 16, where Brian (the dog!) tries to cheer up Peter by dressing up as a large banana, getting out some maracas, and singing “It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time”. My friend pointed this video out to me a while ago when I first discovered the true delights of peanut butter jelly sandwiches (they become quite addictive!) or we Brits call them, peanut butter and jam! I thought the video was very funny, but what amazed me was that it had nearly 5 million views and they was so many tribute videos on YouTube where people had dressed up as bananas and were singing the song. Bravo!