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Jizz in my pants

Tuesday, May 4th, 2010

This is probably not what you were thinking (Jizz in my pants is a very dubious title!), as it is infact a very funny music video that has been created by “The Lonely Island”. I had never heard of these guys before, but they are pretty well known (this video itself has had over 5 million views on YouTube) and have actually created a number of other videos including some cameos with some well known celebrities an other musicians, including a video called “on a boat” with T-Pain (that video has had over 13 million views)!!!

This particular video features two guys that are, well, a little bit sensitive! It starts off like a normal cheesy music video with two guys checking out the girls in the club, and one of them is doing quite well and takes a girl back to her flat. They are about to start kissing outside her front door when suddenly the singer pulls a very funny face and starts having a mini fit as the lyrics “I jizz in my pants” play over the top. Here are the lyrics leading up to this point:

“I move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
We leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we’ve got in store
You whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I jizz in my pants
This usually never happens, you can take my word
I won’t apologise that’s just absurd
It’s mainly your fault for the way you were dancing
and I jizz in my pants
Don’t tell your friends or I’ll tell them your a slut
Plus it’s your fault you were rubbing my butt
I’m very sensitive some would say that’s a plus
Now I’ll go home and change…”

The video then changes onto the second guy who has a similar issue talking to an attractive checkout girl in a supermarket which is also really funny, mainly due to the “epic facial expressions” as described by one of the viewers in the comments. It then gets a bit crazy as pretty much anything then causes the same reaction!

To see more videos by the creators, you can check out their website at http://thelonelyisland.blogspot.com

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New Dork!

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

This is so funny a piss take of Jay z and Alicia Keys Empire state of mind (New York) you see a mix up from the geeky grasshopper team singing about New Dork!

I laughed out loud when I saw this and had to put it on as it is so funny! It takes the piss out of the popular song by Alicia Keys and Jay Z and social networking as social media gurus and geeks become social media rock stars it is now cool to be a geek and we have the invention of the new dork!

The new dork is popular and a ‘twitter’ trend setter as well as getting the women and even invited to parties it is a new age where it is cool to be a dork!

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Kings of Leon #fail!

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

Here is a Video from the 2009 reading festival whee Kings of Leon play. This video was recommended to us by Paul on Facebook who is actually a big Kings of Leon and festival fan and was at Reading when Kings of Leon played this.

The music has been shredded up but looks really realistic and the band souind awful!!

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Cherly Tweedy – Right Here Waiting For You

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

Cheryl Cole has a lot of fans, and a few critics too, and in this hard time where she is embarking on a new life as Ms Cheryl Tweedy rather than Cheryl Cole we wanted to celebrate that girl who won our hearts on Pop stars the rivals nearly 8 years ago.

I was surprised by this video as Cheryl Tweedy was not the strong confident singer you would expect for an X factor judge (although Danni Minogue is hardly in a position to criticise either). Cheryl’s performance of I’ll be right here waiting for you is very shaky and in some parts flat and screechy.

I would expect she has probably had years of vocal coaching since then but it is hard to tell from her over produced records.

What do you guys think? Do you think she is a good singer? Has she improved? Are we being over critical of gorgeous Cheryl Tweedy, the nations sweetheart – let us know in the comments.

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Lily Allen Cheryl Tweedy

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

Here’s an old song from 2005 written and performed by the girl with the gob Lily Allen called Cheryl Tweedy, it is a typical satirical Lily Allen song but since this was released Lily Allen has retracted any offense Ms Tweedy may have taken offense to.

The chorus goes into lyrics like I wish my life was a little less seedy, I wish I was not quite so greedy, and the title line is I wish I looked like Cheryl Tweedy. To be honest it seems like a nice compliment to Cheryl Cole but I’m sure Lily Allen didn’t mean it in that way.

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Disarm Video Faster Faster Kill

Monday, February 15th, 2010

This is such a funny video for us in the office as we actually know the girl in it! This is a Music video for a Leeds based rock band called Disarm, the track Faster Faster Kill is pretty good but the Video is wierd!

We spoke to the star of it (other than the band) who has been forced into telling us about her career as a model before we knew her. Sadie Routledge (now a respectable married woman called Sadie Sherran) told us how the video was supposed to be about revenge as she was supposed to have a fetish for mannequins.

It gets better as people in her office find out and embarras her by putting up pics of mannequins on her computer, she seeks revenge by seducing one of them, tying him to a toilet pipe and shoving a mouse up his bum! He gets saved by a sexy blonde nurse then it all gets a bit wierd feeding the mice to a snake… yeah I think they lost the narrative somewhere down the way.

We had to put this up, if only to embarrass Sadie! It also has a bit of a scuffle between Sadie and Alexis Hall who is in the promo before come dine with me as well as starring in Hollyoaks in the city a few years ago.

Enjoy….

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Twilight Break Up Video

Friday, February 12th, 2010

Don’t take this too seriously but to celebrate Valentines day and the whole #whywebrokeup Twitter trend today we found this remix of scenes from the Vampire movie Twilight!

The song describes the hardest thing of breaking up is getting your stuff back as Edward follows Bella around trying to get his stuff back. As mentioned this is a joke we don’t want to anger any Twilight fans – we’ve heard those 13 year olf teenage girls are vicious!!

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The SEO song!

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

Okay I admit this is a bit geeky, but this song is actually a guilty pleasure! Created by an SEO company called Creare Group, this music video is based around SEO (Search Engine Optimisation) and was used as part of a viral campaign to increase their own exposure. For those that don’t know about SEO, in very basic terms it is the process of optimising your website to make it more accessible to search engines, and hopefully increase your rankings in the search engine results.

The video starts off with a woman in a clothes shop with no customers, and she falls asleep in front of her laptop. She starts to dream of looking for a web design company in Google, and finds Creare Group. As she does, a man dressed in a Blues Brothers style outfit of a black suit and tie with sunglasses comes in singing about SEO. As he does customers start appearing out of no where and they end up in a mini party in the shop! When she wakes from the dream, she finds one of their business cards on her desk… clever!

Although the lead guy singing the in the video has some cringeworthy dance moves, the song is actually quite catchy and I really like the idea as a whole. They’ve tried something different, and although so far they’ve only had just under 10,000 views this will hopefully be a fun, long-term way of showing new customers what makes them different to every other seo company.

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This is my Workplace Music Video

Monday, February 1st, 2010

Another office based video that was recommended via Twitter it is well produced and shows your average office worker showing you around the office to the sound of a pet shop boys style song lol.

I think anyone who has worked in an office will relate to this as some of it rings very true especially when you look at hat your boss is like and how they swan around the office (sorry boss).

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X Factor Sing Rage Against The Machine!!

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

This is hilarious! In the spirit of Christmas… well the Christmas number one spot, X Factor winner Joe Mclderry and Rage Against The Machine are competing for this years Christmas number one. X factor has had this spot for the past 5 years and a facebook group have gotten so sick of it they have decided to launch a campaign to get Rage Against The Machines “Killing in the name of” to number one instead.

Simon Cowell has called this a grudge against him, but the top spot doesn’t go to X factor by default it should be earned and at the moment Rage against the Machine’s Killing in the name of it top of the iTunes Charts (Wednesday 16th December).

To take the piss out of all of this someone has morphed Rage Against The Machine’s mouth on the X factor finalists video to make it look like they are singing killing in the name of. I think this is so funny, if Simon had a sense of humour he should have done it himself!

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